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This is my masturbatorium.

thedailywhat:

Crybaby of the Day: Dad puts whipped cream on his baby daughter’s strawberry slice, evidently oblivious to the fact that she still has nightmares from the time whipped cream murdered her entire family right before her eyes.

[sayomg.]

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    the noncrying baby is just sitting there:
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    Uwaa, I’m studying this right now for AP Psych x.x
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    THEY TOO MURDERED MY ENTIRE FAMILY THE CRUEL LACTOSE BASTARDS GLIHGLIHG
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